Don't be intolerant towards the lactose-intolerant!
Don't be so quick to judge us. We are people too. In fact we represent close to 40% of the population. Yet we are often belittled,...
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Mar 33 min
Blaming everything on "inflation"
The dreaded "I" word. It's become a part of our every day life. Grocery bills out of whack. Young and old scrambling to pay their...
Jan 223 min
A Kombucha exploded in my face
So the other day I was driving in my car and was getting awfully thirsty, so I decided to stop at a convenience store. Normally I will...
Jan 83 min
Replacing the cheek-to-cheek (kiss) with the Mwoi-Mwoi
Cheek kissing is a ritual in many cultures. For the majority, it is usually a one kiss affair, one pucker to the right cheek then another...
Nov 1, 20235 min
Round and round goes the stupid airport carousel
Like many people I know, I hate flying. I know i KNOW, what's not to like about stale air, having people coughing in your face, babies...
Oct 29, 20233 min
Earless in Montreal
Who here hasn't had their ears chewed off at least once in their lives? You know, that annoying-as-hell person who will just go Tyson...
Aug 31, 20233 min
Angry People Everywhere
Sing it with me now "shiny happy people laughing....".. But wait a minute, what happened since that classic REM song? Where have all the...
Aug 30, 20232 min
The mega-wokes (wake me up when it's all over)
Wokes. I truthfully have nothing against these people. I support equality and justice for all races, religions and respect all sexual...
Aug 24, 20233 min
Zombie invasion or are we just peripherally-challenged?
Most reasonable people would agree with the following statement: Covid lockdowns not only did harm to the elderly (extreme solitude), to...
Aug 21, 20233 min
Folks, meet Clueless Joe
You've surely heard of Shoeless Joe. And you obviously know of Sleepy Joe (hey there Mr. President). But are you familiar with Clueless...
Aug 14, 20233 min
The Contrarians
You know at least one of these degenerates. That hat sly smile crazy-glued to their pathetic face. Desperate attention-seekers. These...
Mar 18, 20223 min
RIP, Mister Potato Head.
IT had to be done. Putting the kibosh on the potato. Mister Potato Head was simply becoming too big for his own good. Truthfully, he had...
Feb 4, 20223 min
Old Man Winter strikes again
Old Man Winter. Ya either hate him....or you really f'n hate him. If you live in a part of the world that has harsh winters, then you...
Jan 31, 20223 min
Let's put an end to nonsensical idioms (Part Deux)
So about those really, really silly and illogical idioms. Which ones drive you absolutely nuts? Or, cross that, crazy. Because driving...
Jan 29, 20223 min
Please, stop with your g'damn Charley Horse
It is one of my biggest pet peeves. Expressions that make absolutely no sense. Real head-scratchers. You hear someone use one, and it...
Jan 11, 20225 min
Good Customer Service is something that died a LONG time ago
We have all had, at one point or another, a horrendous customer service experience. Whether it happened at the airport, while checking...
Jan 8, 20223 min
Save the kids from becoming extraterrestrials!
In Back to the Future, once Marty had returned from the 1950s and saved his family, his plan was just to enjoy the moment, his new life,...
Jan 6, 20224 min
She taught me how to walk this way....
No, no she didn't. This is on YOU and YOU only. And frankly, there is only one way to resolve this matter: hand you a 500$...
Nov 23, 20215 min
Serve it up (but don't expect me to eat it)
We've all had this nightmare at least once in our lifetime. Receiving that dreaded dinner invitation that you just can't say no to. And...
Oct 18, 20213 min
You'd make Pinocchio proud (on exaggerated advertising)
A couple of weeks ago, as I sat in the chair getting my dental procedure, an advertisement on the screen in front of me caught my...
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